May 2012
hyperbolequeen: you know what the stupidest award is perfect attendance why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
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Just dropped my phone on my face ow
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so yeah i’m just gonna go bite my lip till it bleeds goodbye
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Anonymous asked: TSM got lucky, TD #1
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fuck i love tsm
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tsm winning haha fuck you
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captainmatteo replied to your post:  i’m only putting the things i learn in apush to use. love me. :( oh okay, now you want my love. well screw you. to save me from tears, i’ll give it to someone special.
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captainmatteo replied to your post:  here’s some chloroform. save that for your next victim
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holy crap how am i gonna sleep tonight i’ve slept at 2 or 3 since friday x_x
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Anonymous asked: TD #1
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andrvw: fucking w/ someone’s dougie is so disrespectful and rude
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tsm please win i love you
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jjj-clyn: you know what im actually kind of cute if you close your eyes hehe!!11!1! 
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captainmatteo: fionanawhatsmyname: matty can you stop you have sex with everything what a whorrible person. sorry. THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS LIKE A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP
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matty can you stop you have sex with everything what a whorrible person.
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Gay Marriage: I'm only legal in 6 states.
Having sex with a horse: I'm legal in 23 states.
America: I'm an idiot.
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Anonymous asked: What happened between you and your boyfriend?
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glee has no more meaning to me i don’t get why they are trying to milk the whole finchel thing it’s annoying af
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ghostess: writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot
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That awkward moment when you get hit by your own...
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[[MORE]]why are you using hashtags in your LoL status how does that even make sense unless it’s #WINNING which you don’t do
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Anonymous asked: a tommy tan?
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i need a tan
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You’re my dream love baby baby baby ohh ~
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ohmygod i am so bored
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amouremeline: f is for friends who dont talk to you u is for ur alone n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home 
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Anonymous asked: can you post your icon
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iphone420: writing a letter to your crush in hieroglyphics 
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grinding cause belial too scary
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